Bot Lane “Fast Lane” League of Legends Parody Rap

Came across this League of Legends rap which is pretty good! Keep struggling to find it on youtube so posting it up here!

Swag Meets Piffle doe.

Typography by: Dulee Kim (KodeVu)

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Uh, First verse, Uh, My flow’s got an OP design an
My life’s flier than a Baron Corki on auto pilot
Before you get this work, I kill y’all with tauntin
I kill ya, My bruiser support’s damage hurts worse
You’ve been warned, Now let the bodies all hit the floor
Snag me a carry and treat him like $20 whores
Leave him with his Blitzcrank screamin out “Lord abort”
And hang him by his circuits on the horn of an Alistar
Your ranking’s elo is mad low, As your creep score
Claimin you dangerous, Anus, Bet you could blow your own
Penis, Suck and you’re bad bro, Me and ” ” punching the gas
So I’m basically sayin check out my Sag, Pro

I might rap tight as Irelia’s Frost tights
I lack a sane mind, My play time is crazy
My bravery is like a Mundo, You still a baby
I like to kite fights daily

Catch me with my burst Annie, Bumpin Kass Cass baby
Screaming Piffle till I die Like I’m CLAMPing to my life, Feel amazing
So I’m trolling to the fullest, Till they gank me, Screaming YOLO and I’m gay
Now I’m thinkin bout this nice, nice halfie
Wait, Don’t block me I promise that I’ll behave (Maybe)
Let me tell you what this classy little halfies name is cause he’s kinda famous
And I hope that I don’t sound to heinous when I say this
Sonny Psydup, But I wanna get your penis in my anus

You fans think that I’m a Goddess
Just from watching, All my antics, See your zealot as narcotics
I don’t get it, But I got it
Like the focus of a magazine pho-tah-graph
Called Popushi with a big fat P I’m here to make my mark
Maybe you should listen when I sing that I’m mid bitch
Cause I’mma ride this Di like a moon disc
You don’t wanna become another victim of my big bad bear Tibs,
cause after I burst damage, I’mma treat these new scrubs like a doctor dog
I’mma gank like Shen bitch So get this dick, I’mma live this

I’m livin life down in bot lane
Movin at the speed of Kennen and I can’t slow down
Only got a some pots during lane phase
But I almost got my double Doran’s and my lane is pushed out
I don’t really care what you buildin, Just makin you cry
Just gon farm til I’m ganked, And fight til I die
I’m livin life down in bot lane (Middle better meddle)
Life down in bot lane (Middle better meddle)

Uh, Yeah, My whole goal as a Draven’s to blow through Tanks and Maidens
Greatest cadence, Slayin on Fields of Justice, I’ll leave you prayin
My dope flow has got essence, Retrieved from inspiration
I made a pact with The Yordles that says, “I’ll have you take me
Up to the top, Let me strike a pose, And have Jesus hate me
Go back and forth like, Randoms who feeds and get to raging
I’m livin the life of the spirited Udyr now, You’re limited, Pinging around
Your Junglers ulti is down, Diving him ow, Exiting out the vicinity

Now, Was called Han0n1, Done many great things, Then I got on League
Never Gonna Lane and One Week now,
Get your views up or sit back down
Looking around like you don’t even have the slightest clue what you’re gettin in now
Yeah little t-t-trashbad,
Come get a small wiff of the big cheese now
Did I s-s-stutter, I am not a timid little Mummy, But…it’s still a wrap
When you hear me coming, Plus you’re paralyzed like a wheelchair dummy
And she came to bot lane with Rawbito, To hold this shit down
Like a Shichi bukai in the water, It’s goin d-down
Eric when you write, You got them captivated, Just by the way
That you keep using these words- I ain’t talkin bout birds,
But I’ll wing it this turn And my strut is firm,
When I talk my verbs, So no excuses Those are use-l-ess
Otherwise I’m gonna have to make the top of the game world wide exclusive

And then after we make it exclusive, Gonna be allusive to the new school, It’s
just gonna be another day in the life of Rawb Rapper’s immaculate
Ecstatic masses matchin the main attraction
With acrobatics flyin, Bowin down like Ashe’s weapon
Meaning I’m the icing on the top, Might wanna wrap ya cake up
Save it for Fiddlesticks, When we head to Baron Nashor, Gonna kill it
You would normally ward ya lane up, We don’t do shit
Cause these noobs is just like support played by a random
Taking the farm of your AD Carry, Meaning they gimped

Now make that dragon DROP Bombs on North Korea, What boy
I’m the instigator, Nitiator for fighting, Be the King of the Diamond ranked later
Tell your boyfriend that I’m your new savior
You rollin’ with a player, you won’t be exaggeratin when you say you’re livin

I’m livin life down in bot lane
Movin at the speed of Kennen and I can’t slow down
Only got a some pots during lane phase
But I almost got my double Doran’s and my lane is pushed out
I don’t really care what you buildin, Just makin you cry
Just gon farm til I’m ganked, And fight til I die
I’m livin life down in bot lane (Middle better meddle)
Life down in bot lane (Middle better meddle)


Marshall Soulful Jones performs ‘Touchscreen’

So I’ve discovered a somewhat random youtube channel, and from that channel I ended up discovering a few random videos. Well perhaps the videos on the channel aren’t so random.

The channel: speakeasynyc

Basically the channel is videos of live performances from the Bowery Poetry Club. For more information on the Bowery Poetry Club visit their site:

The video: I’ve embedded it below, but it is one of many. I thought I would share this one as it makes reference to the digital world we live in today and provokes some thought about how distance from humanity we are becoming.

It is also a different style to poetry which I had in my mind. It is short (a few minutes), entertaining, relevant to today and also engages you on a different level as it is communicated via voice. With out it being conveyed through speach I’m not sure any of the poems would carry as much meaning.

For those who are still not interested, just look at all the popping this guy does during the poem.

Marshall Soulful Jones, part of Team Nuyorican 2011, 2nd place finishers at the National Poetry Slam in Boston, performs “Touchscreen”. The Bowery Poetry Club NY

Battlefield 3 – Simulator

Graphics in games are improving year after year. Computer hardware itself is becoming more advance and when reaching the limits Intel, AMD, ATI, NVidia and other giants come up with yet another idea on how to get to the next level.

When I was building my first PC there wasn’t even the concept of multi cored CPU’s (or even dual core at the time). Graphics card were limited to a single GPU and a single card in the PC. Now you can get Intel’s i7 CPU’s which keep on adding multi threaded cores, multiple graphic cards all connected to the one computer performing once task.

So what is next? Well probably more cores and more processing power but for a gaming experience like no other you are entering into the real of simulation.

The Gadget Show aired an episode recently where a team put together a Battlefield 3 simulator. This included projects, automatic paint ball guns, treadmills, etc to get a life like experiencing while playing Battlefield 3.

For more details check out the show on youtube or click play below!

Battlefield 3 – Real Life – There is a Canal

We have seen them before but as my current flavour of FPS is EA’s Battlefield 3 I can appreciate the effort put into the following youtube video.

Basically people shoot footage and overlay it with graphics from the game to get a realistic real life version of the game. Here is the latest one I’ve watched and thought I would share it you all.